Ok , Dixie Chicks gather round ....

Hop in the studio and to the tune of *Goodbye Earl* ,,, sing this :

Saddam and Ossama were the best of friends back in their bootcamp days ,
both active in Alkaida club , both dizzy from the suns bright rays .

After graduation , both went out trying to screw up the world ,
Saddam grabbed a country , and Ossama gave living in a cave a whirl .

After many years of these two's antics , we are all tired of gettin' abused ,
So we sent tanks and planes to the middle east , Saddam gets out, or we light the fuse .




Un resolution #441 it lays out the simple rules , that you Saddam need to abide ----
GW Bush didn't take long to decide ----

Saddam must comply ...

na na na na naaaaa na na na na ...


Well inspectors pulled in to search for some weapons , they searched the country hi and low .
He had them hidden on tankers , driving round the country , where are they ? Who the heck knows ?


Saddam can you hear that sound ?????? 100 feet under ground ????

hey hey hey ...

na na na na

So the US will toss money , to rebuild the country ,
and for the world it's probably best ..

Cause Saddam needs a rest ....

nan na na na ~ fade~







OK ,, I gotta get to work .. This small attempt at a little humor is simply that .. Please , no flames ..

Rick

 

HELL YA! DA*N DIXIE BROADS ANYHOW!

 

hey RickRitter, did you make that up? Or get it from somewhere else?

LOL, thats was funny. Stupid Dixie Chickens!

 

I got a better solution to the dixie chickens.

LUBE THEM UP AND THROW THEM OVER A PRISON WALL!!!!!!

 

Last time I looked we lived in the USA and have the right to our opinion and she is intitled to hers just like you are.Personally I agree with her.

 

Unfortunately , I made the silly rhyme up .. I best keep my day job .

As far as my opinion on the current events , I'll keep that to myself . Besides having the right to speak up , we also may keep our mouths shut . :-)

Rick Ritter

 

I like the prison idea...I can hardly type I'm laughing so hard. And who cares what a bunch of little girls think about politics, shouldn't they be more concerned with setting the dinner table or mending a torn pant.(I'm just kidding for any of you womens rights GUYS) The dixie chicks are nothing more than a couple of pretty faces with good voices, who would expect them to have a shred of smarts.

 

Hey Mike, I think we need to lube somebody else up and throw him over the prison wall.

 

You boys want to poke fun at me thats ok ........but lets do it face to face.You may want to bring a lunch.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

 

Rick- Good job on the lyrics. Maybe you can be the next Cledus T. Judd???