good morning PSAR

off to da spin zone [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Dang, ofc, that sucks. So what was there reason for pulling you over?

 

LOL!

here's one back for ya..... If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know
and I'll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and
make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to blast them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner
and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put
the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband
of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!

After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.

He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I
didn't listen to you."

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out,
and today it finally happened.
"But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got
most of them back in."

 

What time is the ride on Sunday? I ride at walker alomost every Sunday and know it very well.

 

That was funny Soccerd6!

 

GOOD MORNING PSAR!

 

How does 10am sound to you guys? Rancher and Wild are traveling the farthest. I will be travelling in from Mount Vernon that morning, so bfast in A-town is out for me, but that's ok. If 10 am works for everyone else, I will just meet up at the staging area.

Dazeys,
Is there more than one staging area or some landmark we can shoot for? I will have the White and blue horse trailer with the white truck.

Randy, You gonna join us? How's Julie doing?

 

90 miles +!!! There will be a collection for the gas guzzlers (Dodge,raptor) at the trailhead. Finally Rancher will feel my pain when he notices that he can't ride as far with a bumped up Carb. I just hope that he can keep up this time!

Rancher how did WWIII go last night???

 

Good morning PSAR!

 

Jayna, can the 450 come out and play?????