Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
Hiding the bodies again?
Originally posted by: HappaRap What a beautiful day to spend under the house [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
yer bringing me free crap? sweet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod I'm going out to clean out my shed, put up some shelves and take all my extra unwanted crap to Bill's
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
Granny is inbound......tatersalad in hand, lets get this party started
Jayna, are you gonna show? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Granny is inbound......tatersalad in hand, lets get this party started
Jayna, are you gonna show? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Thanks though. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
yer bringing me free crap? sweet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
I'm going out to clean out my shed, put up some shelves and take all my extra unwanted crap to Bill's
I'm going out to clean out my shed, put up some shelves and take all my extra unwanted crap to Bill's
Can't not too Fat[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
A Blonds 1st Job.................[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
nothing says happy like a clean, well lubed Beaver [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
nothing says happy like a clean, well lubed Beaver [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
okay PSAR, if you want a damn good laugh, go get a cold beer out of the fridge. Open it an poor it on your significant others head while he or she is in the shower [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Thats funny stuff right there [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Taternutz squealed like a lil' gurrrrrrlllll [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
okay PSAR, if you want a damn good laugh, go get a cold beer out of the fridge. Open it an poor it on your significant others head while he or she is in the shower [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Thats funny stuff right there [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Taternutz squealed like a lil' gurrrrrrlllll [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MeIsCheech
Speaking of extra crap. Bill U ever here of anyone thinking of putting on an ATV Show/Swap. I might post on Quads only also, but I got some things to unload. Maybe I just might take the initiative and see if I could pull off something like that.
Speaking of extra crap. Bill U ever here of anyone thinking of putting on an ATV Show/Swap. I might post on Quads only also, but I got some things to unload. Maybe I just might take the initiative and see if I could pull off something like that.
Evening PSAR! It was a good ride today. The dust was actually not to bad up there. Some of the best riding conditions since spring. Wild and I both manage to make it back to te truck without dumping a quad too! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
G/N PSAR, I am going to cook some steaks feed my face and try to get some cuddle time [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]


