LOL, Really? I thought we warned you about that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] Where is OFC @? he and Billy have that for a job [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

too funny!

 

Good Morning PSAR [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Yep MB I knew the site thanks [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] I sent them an email we'll see if I get a reply haha, guess we'll just show up fri & sign up, Wunderboy doesn't want to run Pro there [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] oh well, he liked the amatuer last year, he would like to run the non studded too [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] but that ain't happening haha I don't want him in my class [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Well hope you all have a good day [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Good Morning PSAR.........

another email for someone [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

well i think ya all did but i was to lazy to do it then lol j/k i dont know why i didnt but now its just to anoying lol i had to clear out 102 emails this am just from yesturday. but i dont use that address for much anyway.....

 

Daddy's Little Girl...


A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain chit in our garden."

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
> >
> > ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON
>THE INCIDENT.
> >
> >
> > A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly
>payments of $560.00).
> >
> > He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of
>the
>lakes are frozen.
> >
> > These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the
>New NAVIGATOR.
> >
> > They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the
>ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice
>large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power
>than the average drill auger can produce.
> >
> > So, out of the back of the new Navig ator comes a stick of dynamite
>with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they
>might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and
>becoming toast, along With the Navigator), decide on the following course
>of
> action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they
>throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
> >
> > Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR,
>the GUNS, and the DOG...???
> >
> > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
>RETRIEVING !!!
> > Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes
>off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite,
>with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
> >
> > The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins
>in
>their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at
>the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps
>coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. !
> >
> > The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a
>Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.
> >
> > Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
>confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
>insane
> The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.
> >
> > The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on
>the
>truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the
>truck and takes off after his master.
> >
> > Then""""""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!!
> >
> > The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,
>leaving
>the two idiots standing there with...... "I can't believe this just
>happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a
>vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the
>policy
> He still has yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month
>payments...The
>dog is o kay...
> >
> > Newspaper item from Wisconsin...
> >
>.

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Wouldn't want anybody to end up in Morton [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Mine were easy.. all 4 teeth pulled within 10 minutes of the novicane. out the door hit the pharmacy for my horse tranquilizers and the liquor store for a bottle of jaeger and had a wild night.. they say you shouldnt do that. they never really hurt though.. I think i numbed my feelers real good.

 

Was that the same ride i was demonstrating why not to ride woolies over water? and nearly cartwheeled?

 

I just got off the phone with the ICE speedway people.

$50.00 plus a pit fee of $10.00, show up around 3:30 friday afternoon [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

that is all I know