PM Bing!

 

back at ya

 

I just had an exciting lunch. Watched somebody get arrested (but then let go). The passanger of the car must not have a lisence's either. The cop made him park the car down stairs in our garage. Mean while, we are waiting for the guys to drive away in the car, the cop is sitting on the other side of our building. Probably waiting for the guys to drive away. Some stupid moron lady, parks on the side of the road, but her car sticks half way out onto the lane. The "sidewalk" is not that big. It's not even a sidewalk. It's just the white line then the pavement ends. Well she then j-walks, walks in front of the cop car and the cop opens his door and starts talking to her. She starts throwing her hands all over the place. I'm sure she was complaining of the parking issue, at Newport Bay. The cop started throwing his hands pointing every where she could park. She walked back to her car and parked at the building next to ours (where i park my truck). I swear are people just STUPID today?

 

Yes, I have freebie tickets from my place of employment

 

Good afternoon MB.

 

Hello Hairy Farmer [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Im am a tired hairy farmer this monday.

 

This weekend was darn near like work..... 3 gatherings, 3 days, I slept for almost 12 hours last night, and I'm ready to sleep again [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

Back to the grind, Later... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

1st Grade Proverbs

While reading these keep in mind that
these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses..................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the.........................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before.........Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty.

7. No news is......................................impossible .

8. A miss is as good as a .............................. Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..... stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust ..................................... me.

12. The pen is mightier than the .................. pigs.

13. An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ............. pollution.

15. Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ...................not much.

17. Two's company, three's ............ the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry....... and you have
to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ..........Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ......spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you ........ see in the picture
on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind .............. get out of the way.

25. Better late than .....................pregnant.