Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
Mar 15, 2007 | 03:19 PM
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A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
Mar 15, 2007 | 03:32 PM
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Originally posted by: wingdude
A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
FLIPPIN' SWEET RAY!
Mar 15, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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Originally posted by: wingdude
A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
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Mar 15, 2007 | 03:54 PM
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
You should just carry a danforth anchor and have a winch.. You don't need no trees then [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Quad4Fun
The Rincon is a blast at the dunes to. I love jumping out there.
But of course it's only fun until you get that heavy beast stuck [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] Then the fun goes away pretty quick.
The Rincon is a blast at the dunes to. I love jumping out there.
But of course it's only fun until you get that heavy beast stuck [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] Then the fun goes away pretty quick.
Mar 15, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Hi Ho Hi Ho i have you house tele [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] wich i do reckon she will answer [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] either that or i can have a lady friend of mine call in desguise [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] I will see her one day to notify her you think she is an old woman [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] Naughty naughty [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
No you don't![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I have her phone number [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
When do you plan on telling? You don't ride with the group anymore, so you won't see her![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR YOUNG BRIDE!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] mrs bear is like ancient or somthing.. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] sheesh. Im tellin cindy your a naughty boy!
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
You are correct in your thinking. We off loaded the 250ex a few months ago.
She not only rocks on her 400EX, I believe (and don't tell her I said this) she is the oldest riding woman in our group.
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
redrods wife cindylouwho used to ride a 250ex and now she rocks an 06 400ex w/ reverse im thinkin
redrods wife cindylouwho used to ride a 250ex and now she rocks an 06 400ex w/ reverse im thinkin
She not only rocks on her 400EX, I believe (and don't tell her I said this) she is the oldest riding woman in our group.
And you're twisting my words. I never called he an old lady. I said she was the oldest riding lady on here!
Mar 15, 2007 | 04:08 PM
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Originally posted by: tencubed
What would be a good brand of "armor" to buy for our grandson? He's just turning 6 and will be riding his first quad in a few months. Chest protector, helmet, boots, shins and all that stuff.
What would be a good brand of "armor" to buy for our grandson? He's just turning 6 and will be riding his first quad in a few months. Chest protector, helmet, boots, shins and all that stuff.
There is one down in Vancouver Wa, they have a good selection and knowledgable people.
I'll tyr to remember the name and let you know. My #3 recommendation
There is another in Portland, good selection and good prices. My #2 recommendation
There is a place called Cycle Barn. They have a couple different locations. They may be closer to you than the other two I listed. I believe they are up North of you. My # 1 recommendation.
Awsome customer service. Very friendly folks, a very knowledgable and friendly guy that will help you there. He hooked my kids up with some great riding gear. I have nothing but great things to say about them.
If you need more info, let me know............
Mar 15, 2007 | 04:13 PM
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what do ya think of an aprilia SXV 5.5 for a comuter cycle [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Mar 15, 2007 | 04:14 PM
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From: The Asphalt Jungle
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Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
We've gone wireless!
And you're twisting my words. I never called he an old lady. I said she was the oldest riding lady on here!
We've gone wireless!
And you're twisting my words. I never called he an old lady. I said she was the oldest riding lady on here!
Mar 15, 2007 | 04:31 PM
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Mar 15, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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Originally posted by: LdyJay
Hey OFC, a TShirt 4U
And I am NOT telling you off for anything, just thought you would find it funny. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Hey OFC, a TShirt 4U
And I am NOT telling you off for anything, just thought you would find it funny. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
