Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Originally posted by: TractorPacker
Did it say Horsfall? I could have sworn it said Winchestor. I must be the stupid one.
Originally posted by: HappaRap
Horsfall is in Coos Bay, isn't it?
Originally posted by: TractorPacker
That is a good video. Do they think we are stupid, though? It was CoosBay.
Originally posted by: Bigdaddy660R Here this is for all you DUNE GOONSEnjoy.............. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
I propose we try to get a trip to either Horsefalls or Spinreel right around the last 2 weekends of Sept. that way those of us with kids can get them settled in at school and then wham pull them out for a day or two[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] plus the weather should still be good, not like our Oct. trip. Any other ideas?
Originally posted by: MeIsCheech I propose we try to get a trip to either Horsefalls or Spinreel right around the last 2 weekends of Sept. that way those of us with kids can get them settled in at school and then wham pull them out for a day or two[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] plus the weather should still be good, not like our Oct. trip. Any other ideas?
Originally posted by: HappaRap
We're in for Horsfall, sites at Spinreel look mighty small.
Originally posted by: MeIsCheech I propose we try to get a trip to either Horsefalls or Spinreel right around the last 2 weekends of Sept. that way those of us with kids can get them settled in at school and then wham pull them out for a day or two[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] plus the weather should still be good, not like our Oct. trip. Any other ideas?
Originally posted by: MeIsCheech
When's our next PSAR trip down there? Looking at Reserveamerica most of the summer is already booked, at least for multiple sites by each other. But looks like most of Sept. is wide open.
I propose we try to get a trip to either Horsefalls or Spinreel right around the last 2 weekends of Sept. that way those of us with kids can get them settled in at school and then wham pull them out for a day or two[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] plus the weather should still be good, not like our Oct. trip. Any other ideas?
Originally posted by: TractorPacker
Did it say Horsfall? I could have sworn it said Winchestor. I must be the stupid one.
Originally posted by: HappaRap
Horsfall is in Coos Bay, isn't it?
Originally posted by: TractorPacker
That is a good video. Do they think we are stupid, though? It was CoosBay.
Originally posted by: Bigdaddy660R Here this is for all you DUNE GOONSEnjoy.............. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
I propose we try to get a trip to either Horsefalls or Spinreel right around the last 2 weekends of Sept. that way those of us with kids can get them settled in at school and then wham pull them out for a day or two[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] plus the weather should still be good, not like our Oct. trip. Any other ideas?
That sounds like a good time for me [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
Cool video, too bad there's an idiot without a helmet and riding double too! Both with no helmets!
Cool video, too bad there's an idiot without a helmet and riding double too! Both with no helmets!
I'm not going to debate the riding double thing with ya.............WHAT is IS WHAT is....................
Bear 45-70, Chuck and I are riding Tahuya this wednesday. Meeting at Jimmy D's restaurant in Belfair at 10:00 AM for grub and doing a caravan from there so I don't get lost. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Everyone is welcome to join the mosey.
Also, there is a big ride planned for Memorial day weekend at the Morrow County OHV park south of Heppner, Or. Anyone interested I can give you contact numbers and such. Around 45 to 50 folks from another forum are going to be there.
Everyone is welcome to join the mosey.
Also, there is a big ride planned for Memorial day weekend at the Morrow County OHV park south of Heppner, Or. Anyone interested I can give you contact numbers and such. Around 45 to 50 folks from another forum are going to be there.
Originally posted by: Bigdaddy660R
It's LEGAL to ride in Oregon without a helmet as long as your 18 years of age or older........... Geeze hot ROD i thought you'd know that.............................. LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
I'm not going to debate the riding double thing with ya.............WHAT is IS WHAT is....................
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod
Cool video, too bad there's an idiot without a helmet and riding double too! Both with no helmets!
Cool video, too bad there's an idiot without a helmet and riding double too! Both with no helmets!
I'm not going to debate the riding double thing with ya.............WHAT is IS WHAT is....................
I was thinking the same thing [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Riding without a helment where the law allows you to do so is a personal choice, even thought I choose to wear one when I ride I don't have a problem with those who choose not to where the law allows it.


