how about "houdini ale- what you see is not always what you get"

 

Taint ale- brewed for the descriminating drinker. We use only the freshest grains and hops and fresh water in our brew. Remember our motto "if it tastes like chicken-keep on lickin, tastes like trout-better throw it out"

 

Shady,
I see you caught the wrong spelling in the alter [altar] boy. That was my out in case I offended anyone. wink

OK, how bout:

Bleach Bottle Blonde Ale

" It looks light till you get down to the bottom and find it's full-bodied and dark"
" Looks light, tastes dark; sometimes the curtains don't match the carpet"

Johnny Wad's famous Ale:

"Now in 14 inch bottles!"

Gene Simmon's Whiskey Ale:

"Whiskey's a hard liquor! yeah so is Gene!"

 

Trailer Trash ale " No teeth needed"

Hey MichealAZ,

Here's one for the locals in Phoenix:
Van Buren ale "Buy it by the case and we'll give you head 24 times for $15!!"

V

 

I live in Anchorage. I've been out here for about six years now. I joined Active duty Air Force in '97 and they sent me out here. I then got out of active duty and joined the Alaska Air Guard so I could stay up here.

 

So you're like a native now. My elk hunting buddy grew up in Ketchikan (sp?) and moved here a few years ago. Sounds like Alaska is western Montana on steroids. Plenty of room to ride I bet! That's where you need to brew your own beer, have big sacks of grain shipped in and brew all winter.

 

no, hell no, I'm not Native......lol

I'm east coast to the bone..... I grew up in Pennsylvania and miss it like crazy. But I have a good job out here and I hate how the east coast is getting so crouded. The think that gets to me up here is the super long winters. I'd sure so miss spring and fall. up here those seasons only last two weeks. Maybe I sould check out Montana.

 

The Vomiting ****** Pail Ale (My Band Name- The Vomiting ******, Seattle WA)

 

God that's hilarious. And I thought my old band Seeking the Elephant had a weird name.

 

Wait til you see the pics, I just updated them.