If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and corn oil is made from corn-- Then what is baby oil made from?

Why are they stairs inside, and steps outside?

Why is an asteroid outside the hemisphere, and a hemeroid is inside your a$$?

JP

 

Why do drive-up ATM's have braille on the numbers??

If you got your azz kicked...why is your nose bleeding???

Why are they called "All Terrain Vehicles" when they sink in quicksand??

 

WHY DO WE GO TO WORK??
i still can answer that one.

 

This topic sucks [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] bring back the "Which has higher top speed" topics.
LMAO

 

Why is bra singular and panties plural?
What hair color do they put on a bald guys license?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
What happens when your going the speed of light and you turn on your headlights?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

great thread keep it up![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Why is Greenland all ice and Iceland all green?
On X-mas lights it says "For Indoor/ Outdoor use only!" What other use is there??
Why is it impossible to lick your elbow?

How many of you actually tried to lick your elbow? Come on now, be honest!!!

 

Why did it say on the fan belt package turn off motor before installing.
Why did I get married? Just kidding honey?!?!
Why do they call it Jumbo Shrimp?
Why can't I just ride instead of work?

 

Why do they call it workers comp...When you get it your no longer a worker?
Why is it an airplane crash and an auto accident.
Why does a dog lick his nuts??? cause he can and he likes it[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Why do toilets north of the equator flush counter clockwise, and toilets south of the equator flush clockwise.(proven fact by the way [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] )

 

Why do I get so tired staring at the computer screen, but don't get tired when I stare at the TV?
Why do women not understand men, and why don't men understand women?