An oldie but goodie...and how appropriate for today!
COLD WEATHER
60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in
New England plant gardens.

50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead
Lake's water gets thicker.

20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves and hats. People in New England
throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the
heat. People in New England have the last cookout
before it turns cold.

Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New
Englanders close the windows.

10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in
New England get out their Winter coats.

25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in
New England are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep inside.

100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in New England get frustrated because "the caah
won't staaht".

275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute
zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start
saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the
World Series.

 

That is too funny! I just got off the phone with a client in Pennsylvania and it was -7.

 

LMAO!! That is great! (The Red Sox still won't win though! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] ) School is canceled today due to the temperture being negative 40 and being a possible chance of death! The national weather service said that to our school, so a 4 day weekend!!!

 

Oh yeah, my dog will be sleeping inside tonight!

 

I feel bad for Bush though! He is gonna freeze to death with no heat in DC! Oh No, the Dems might take over and take r quads away!

 

yeah it has been a low of negative 15 here all week and a high of negative 1, of course they had to cancel school on wednesday, thursday, and friday. so what did i do??? I WENT RIDIN.

 

lol to cold for school...but warm enough to ride. atleast you got your prorities straight.

 

Good one! Its fairly cool here, 20 this morn. Oh and by the way my dog, Shasta, sleeps in whenever she wants[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] She sleeps daytime, nightime, anytime, all the time, but she REALLY likes it in front of the fireplace. She has the run of the place.

 

Yep...I finally got out me winter coat...it has been below zero (or at least single digits) for about a week now. The wind chill factor was -40 last evening. That was enough to get the flannel sheets installed on my bed and rejet the heaters...

I lived in Tennessee for about 6 months...I laughed so hard the day they got a bit of sleet...everything shut down...people were putting plastic on the windows..lol bunch of babies.

we are expecting a heat wave for Saturday...should make it up to 20...then I can at least let the dog out for a good run. I won't even attempt to start the wheelers in this cold...not worth it for me. The barn gasped when I opened the doors last night to check on the machines...

 

Thats cold dude. If God had wanted me to be out in that cold of weather he would have put fur all over me![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]