Haha what does he say in the prayer I can't make it out past ''be with the'' and then ''new guine''-dunno about spelling

 

Yall know Victorias secret? Yeah........GYT-R DONE....thats like a grown feller's chuckie cheese right there!!!!

I was seein this girl for about six week, then someone gone stole the binoculars out the truck.
She was a midget stripper, she liked them eatin-under-briches I bought her 5 pair once........I get her five cause I usually eat three 'r four on the way to her house. Its a good thing they dont make them things in biskets 'n gravy Ill tell ya that!! Id be on an undershort diet!!!

I love the Blue Collar comedy tour.....only $14.95 on DVD!!!

 

Lord I apologize for making fun of (insert something here)...and please be with the starving pigme's in new guine. LOL. ROFLMAO