"vote for pedro"

 

Not truly quad related, but... " Keep laughing a$$hole, your daughter is in here " , " Horn broke,watch for finger " " Keep honking Dic_head, I'm re-loading "

 

Four strokes are like tampons, every p_ssy needs one.

 

Heres some good ones for the back of the car(I think by George Carlin): "I found Jesus...I have him in the trunk" If you got one of those fake arms that hang outta the trunk that would add to the effect too,LOL! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Or: "Honk if your horn is broken"

 

"Friends help you move.......... real friends help you move bodies"

 

dont drink and park accidents may cause people.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon. lol
if u can read this i lost my trailor.
my kid beat up your honor student.
they call it pms bc mad cow disease was already taken.
if they call it tourist season can we shoot them?
men are like a hardwood floor lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years to come.

 

2-strokes r lik women build them up for 4 hrs ride them for 1

free mustash ride

stupid ppl shouldnt breed

my other ride is your mom

who would jesus bomb

BUSH BIN LYIN

dixon b twienerlegs

faster then a speeding ticket

YES its fast NO u cant ride it

Vaginatarian

how do u spell releif? B-L-O-W J-O-B

loud wives lose lives

if u want more inches stroke it

 

"I'm not speeding... I'm quallifying!"

 

Roscoe,, you are the dali llama of bumper stickers....

Envision this,,

Red sports car, Can't remember what kind.. Beautiful girl in short skirt right up to there, hair out to there,,

license plate frame says,,,

"Yes I do. But not with you"..

Paints a picture, doesn't it?

 

i got some that says "racing fuel gets me hard"