All NON-U.S.A connection members!!!
Jul 28, 2002 | 01:45 AM
#31
Range Rover
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 150
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2 tall, too funny. Roger Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
What we as Canadians are responsible for
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down.
4. Hockey is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Basketball is Canadian
7. Baseball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ***
10. Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts ***
11. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived
to tell about it.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was only a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept-in and missed the whole thing .but showed up just in
time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the world's oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown American in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, Colonel Harland Saunders
abandoned the USA and came North to retire in Canada (Mississauga, Ontario).
22. We may say "eh" a lot but we know how to pronounce ROOF!!!
23. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives each year.
24. BUT MOST IMPORTANT! ...the handles on our beer cases are big
enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
OhOOOOoohhhhh Yeah!!!
We ARE Canadian!!! EH!
What we as Canadians are responsible for
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down.
4. Hockey is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Basketball is Canadian
7. Baseball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ***
10. Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts ***
11. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived
to tell about it.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was only a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept-in and missed the whole thing .but showed up just in
time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the world's oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown American in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, Colonel Harland Saunders
abandoned the USA and came North to retire in Canada (Mississauga, Ontario).
22. We may say "eh" a lot but we know how to pronounce ROOF!!!
23. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives each year.
24. BUT MOST IMPORTANT! ...the handles on our beer cases are big
enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
OhOOOOoohhhhh Yeah!!!
We ARE Canadian!!! EH!
Jul 28, 2002 | 06:24 AM
#32
Pro Rider
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 608
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Well, well ,Well. Looks like we got us a proud bunch of Canadians! Cool, my canadian Brutha's!
I just wanna know one thing. When all the **** hit's the Fan are you guy's gonna be with us?
I sure hope so, cause if you guys war like you play Hockey. Thats what the F**K I'm talkin 'bout. An you guys can drink some beer. So this is what I got in mind. we'll drink alot of beer then we'll bash around a Hockey Puck, then we'll tear up some dirt. Then we'll kick some Terrorist A$$. I'm really hammered right now, so I'm feelin all brotherly. Well I'm happy to see some national pride. I hope we can all stick together. Except Celine Dion, She is the AntiChrist.
I just wanna know one thing. When all the **** hit's the Fan are you guy's gonna be with us?
I sure hope so, cause if you guys war like you play Hockey. Thats what the F**K I'm talkin 'bout. An you guys can drink some beer. So this is what I got in mind. we'll drink alot of beer then we'll bash around a Hockey Puck, then we'll tear up some dirt. Then we'll kick some Terrorist A$$. I'm really hammered right now, so I'm feelin all brotherly. Well I'm happy to see some national pride. I hope we can all stick together. Except Celine Dion, She is the AntiChrist.
Jul 28, 2002 | 05:03 PM
#35
Pro Rider
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 999
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mastrblastr, ROFLMAO!!! man, you made me spit beer all over my puter screen!!! there is just nothing better than a great post joking around like this one!!!! i have to go hug a hocky puck now!!! by the way!!! RED WINGS RULE!!!
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Jul 29, 2002 | 12:52 PM
#40
Trailblazer
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 51
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John McEwan from Belmont N.S.W Australia. How can you call Canada another country? I suppose I am still upset at being escorted back over the U.S/Canada border.How is the medal tally going at Manchester?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]