The Idiot’s Guide to Youtube Stardom

So you want to be a Youtube superstar, do you? You want to have the next video clip so viral that it ends up on MTV’s Ridiculousness? We have good news, ATVs are a great way to get there. But having an ATV, a place to ride and a video camera is only the beginning. To truly achieve the type of stardom you were destined for idiocy is key. We’ve put together some tips to get you there in no time.

Step 1) Logic– get rid of it! If you’re truly serious about making it in the competitive field of Internet stupidity, you gotta go big my friend. Just how big? Well how about taking a clapped out Honda 300EX and skying it off the landing at a Freestyle MX training compound big?

Step 2) Video Equipment– don’t waste money that could potentially be going to your medical bills on expensive high grade video recording equipment. As our video demonstrates, film quality that looks like it was captured on a potato will be good enough to git ‘er done.

Step 3) Safety Equipment– forget about it. Helmets, sure they save lives, boots keep ankles from blowing up and goggles keep sand out of your eyes. What’s important here is relatability. The viewer wants to relish in your anguish and laugh as you and your quad’s seat blast off the machine like an Saturn missile. Nobody wants to watch a clip of some guy looking like a robot.

Step 4) Your ATV’s Saddle– No sense spending precious seconds making sure it’s properly latched, the type of impact we’re looking at here will rip bolts through frame members, teeth from jaws and seats from their mounts.

That about covers it- now let’s see how it all comes together in action:

Looking at it, maybe Youtube stardom isn’t really your thing after all. Don’t look at us, we know better than to believe everything written on the internet.