My friends are dumb@sses
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ok today... for an hour i had to go mow lawn so i left my friends alone with my quad..... so they can ride it... we'll neways.. they took off down a trail that they didn't know where it went... ok well neways long story short... there was an unclimbable hill in fornt of them so they decided to go around to turn around but right as they went past that hill like 5 ft later they dropped into a 6ft deep irrigation ditch ... luckily it was just mud!!!!...... so me my frineds dad and the driver that was on my quad went to get it outta there... we'lll with about 2 gallons wasted gas(coming out the overflow) tonsa mud and lotsa muscle we got it out... LUCKILY!!! o and the funny part was... my friend (driver) was so scared after that he had to take the biggest **** ever!!!!!..... i mean he almost **** himself!!!! it was that scary.. .they both blacked out from the fall for about 30 secs-2mins... ya there were 2 guys on it .... ya... that's basically it... ya... where's a camera when u need it!!!!??? o well.... what do u guys think??? o ya if you think i lied abotu this your full of ****... not me...
#6
aight selector.......I got a better one.........
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
I mean c'mon... what are we supposed to say/do?
This is funny. It's like a bunch of us sitting around the camp fire talking shop and every once in a while Jerry Lewis walks into camp in one of his nutty rampages and then disappears just as quick... what the hell was that?
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H.O.N.D.A.= How Odd.... No Damn Acceleration....
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#8
ya, BigBad, that went right into my profile as soon as I read it... lol
Just this weekend, I took a friend along to go quadin. There were 4 of us and 3 quads. He was riding my '04 Blaster.
On a wide open path(wide enough for 4 quads), he was trying to pass someone on a Warrior. This is a path around a cran bog.
Somehow, he managed to veer off of the path, go into the bog, and then smack into an irrigation pipe. He has a gash on his chest and somehow snapped off my clutch lever.
Of course, I can see all of this happen off in the distance. No one came to tell me what happened or to bring me over to it, So I stood there and watched them walk around scratching their heads. Eventually, I start walking over and I see a big yellow strap come out. They begin towing my quad and met me half way.
My Blaster doesn't have a really high top end speed, but apparently it was too much for my friend to handle. He has ridden it before too.
They wanted to tow the bike about 1-2 miles back to where we parked, but I just rode it back and power shifted.
Broken clutch lever.... $10
A friend's stupidity.... priceless
Watchin your quad get towed with no idea why..... even more priceless
Just this weekend, I took a friend along to go quadin. There were 4 of us and 3 quads. He was riding my '04 Blaster.
On a wide open path(wide enough for 4 quads), he was trying to pass someone on a Warrior. This is a path around a cran bog.
Somehow, he managed to veer off of the path, go into the bog, and then smack into an irrigation pipe. He has a gash on his chest and somehow snapped off my clutch lever.
Of course, I can see all of this happen off in the distance. No one came to tell me what happened or to bring me over to it, So I stood there and watched them walk around scratching their heads. Eventually, I start walking over and I see a big yellow strap come out. They begin towing my quad and met me half way.
My Blaster doesn't have a really high top end speed, but apparently it was too much for my friend to handle. He has ridden it before too.
They wanted to tow the bike about 1-2 miles back to where we parked, but I just rode it back and power shifted.
Broken clutch lever.... $10
A friend's stupidity.... priceless
Watchin your quad get towed with no idea why..... even more priceless
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