Step 1 - Denial
- "No, not me. I only like to ride every now and then"

Step 2 - Anger
- "@#$%^, the wife has plans for me on Saturday and Sunday. I can't ride this weekend!!!"

Step 3 - Bargaining
- "Honey, if you let me ride this weekend, I'll do the dishes, laundry AND take you out to dinner."

Step 4 - Depression
- "What a great riding day! Too bad it's over. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] Now I have to do the dishes, laundry and take the wifey out to dinner!".

Step 5 - Acceptance
- "I'm screwed. I spent our dinner money on a really cool MOD for my quad. I wonder if the wifey would consider McDonald's as a dinner date? Oh well... it's all I can afford. Oh and the laundry & dishes... not gonna happen!!".

Step 6 - Divorce
- "MORE TIME ON THE QUAD"

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thats funny shiot man

 

That's one way! Get estimate on your bike yet? Gotta be a sick feeling for that to happen, especially that new. Glad it wasn't worse for your buddy.

 

Just tell her you could be doing worse things with your time ....like living in a bar or a crack house. Then she will see life isn't so bad.

 

Thanks for asking. I don't have a quote yet. I hope to have one by the end of the day or tomorrow. I'm going to post the total amount on the Scrambler wrecked thread. Figured I'd share my sorrow. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Thanks again for asking. Trying to keep the spirits up by posting silly messages. I just bought my friend a fruit basket and many of us are going to visit tonight.

 

well not so sure on that unfortunately

if I put on my hat as Divorce Doctor [my day job] I can tell you Buttercup's lawyers will want the quad as part of her settlement, as well as shirt off yer back

then after years of child support agency abuse you may rise from the ashes and get an old quad

nope, wouldn't say divorce is easy way to freedom - lol [cheaper to buy Buttercup her OWN quad]

 

just bye her her own wheeler, so then she'll have to go and spend the time w/ ya if she wants any attention.

 

I am going to speak from experience on the divorce. Yes it cost's a bunch of money up front and child support but the kids are worth it. I have been divorced for 3.5 years now and I'm happy to say I just put a deposit on a 07 800 X2 Deluxe.
The key to my success, no girl friend. No honey do's. Works for me.

 

Divorce is not fun. Chasing women is. The danger in chasing women is if you are not careful you may catch one. Just go ATVing. It is fun, safe and less expensive.

 

you guys just need to find the right woman - look at my pics to see what my wife just bought me. TOTAL SURPRISE. Just took me to the ATV place and said I got 5k to spend. And all she wanted was my trailblazer and hardwood floors! Needless to say she getting both [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Im one of the lucky ones I guess ! I do love that woman [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]