All, (When you respond, preface it this way)


If my mother owned a quad she would be
like petraified wood. Still sitting there, didn't go
no where cuz she didn't know how to start
it!

R'

 

This is so $%^&*@# stupid that is funny.

If my mother owned a quad, it couldn't be a Polaris. They are way too sweet and she is a diabetic.


Told ya!

 

if my (mother-in-law) was to ride a quad, it better be a big one or it may not even budge because of her fat ***.................shea...................

 

Man, what a great topic to get you in big trouble... If my mother owned a quad... She wouldn't go anywhere, would jackknife the trailer when backing up, and would fall off taking a nap on it.

I tried to let her try one time-too afraid. Once she pulled a trailer to a boat launch that I was motoring toward-she pushed the trailer jackknifed against the frame of my truck about 25 feet before the guys at the launch got her to stop. Fall off taking a nap-she was sitting in a lounge chair and fell asleep and tipped off a dock into the water. VERY funny to see. I almost had a heart attack I was laughing so hard. She wasn't happy. This is why I invite my mother and stepfather on vacations when we are on a lake. Very entertaining. Now, nobody tell her I told you or she'll write me out of my inheritance they are quickly draining. Another time my wife and sons went up on a vacation I couldn't make because of a new job. My mother went along. My wife pulled a rowboat up to the dock so they could go out a little in the bay. My mother stepped on, the boat started moving away... You guessed it split shot sinker. Wish I had been there. See what you've started...

 

If my mother owned a quad she would no doubt be in front of me yelling at me to get the lead out and calling me a scared little ****! Did I say my mom is the original "little old lady from Pasadena" she goes everywhere pedal to the metal.

 

If my mom owned a quad I could invite friends to ride cause ain't no way in he!! she would get on it.

 

What's so funny!!!......If my mother-in law owned a Quad it would br a Arctic Cat 400 TRV!!
Oh.............Wait a second....................She does!!!................LOL......LOL
.......Caper....................

 

If """"MY"""" mother owned a Quad it would need to be "POWER-WHEELS"..........Caper.................

 

if my mom owned a quad she would probably buy a sportsman 800 and lift it 12" with some ape axles, 32" gorilla sliverbacks, relocate the raidator, snorkles, clutch kit, jet kit, custom front and rear crash bars (noticed i didnt call them bumpers), looney tunez dual exhaust, tamerack bags front and back, extra lighting, heated grips, custom sterio with 4 15" woofers, i-pod, annnnnd..... dont let me forget the 3-light mod....
Rock out MOM [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

Lets all go riding with GunnSmoke's momma. Is she still youthful and would wear a bikini top like
the chicks at thes Mud Nationals or in those Triangle Boyz vidoes? Afterall, your quad spec'd out by
your momma fits the bill..LOL...Rock out Mom!

R'