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Old 05-06-2008 | 11:49 PM
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naw she's no spring chicken and that bikini top might be too much for the young childern... well i wont just limit that to children and once she filled out an application at hooters while we took her out for birthday... but she would mud with the best of them and spit copenhagen at the rest of em' and when she just got done roosting ya she would be like boooo yaaaaa.... lol

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so what would everyone elses mother do
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 12:12 AM
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LMAO! Too funny.....my mother in law can't even handle her rascal! LOL! I wouldn't even chance the quad!
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 02:01 AM
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My mother used to ride a Kawasaki Invader that would smoke 90% of the quads in this forum . My mother inlaw is an absolute doll who invites me to bring my Jetskis and quads to family gatherings . With due respect and Mothers Day coming up do we need to bash the ladies that took care of us when we could not take care of ourselves ? (wipe your own ***)

Maybe I am lucky , I have never felt in anyway that the older women I have been around were any thing but deserving of respect .

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Old 05-07-2008 | 09:41 AM
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: RickRitter

With due respect and Mothers Day coming up do we need to bash the ladies that took care of us when we could not take care of ourselves ? (wipe your own ***)



Maybe I am lucky , I have never felt in anyway that the older women I have been around were any thing but deserving of respect .



Rick Ritter</end quote></div>

AMEN, Rick ! ! ........

If my mother owned a quad, it would be a Polaris 500 HO (and she does) - the whole family would go riding as a family, enjoying the time together as a family, just being a family (and we do) ...............
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 09:45 AM
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i dont think that we have any "dis-respect" for any mothers or women for that matter.... some call it a sence of humor and many people have one... now if i really felt poorly about my mom i doubt i would even have the heart to talk about her... but there is still no reason to try to make people feel guilty for having a little fun...
i see however you feel compelled to let us know that you dont approve of us talking some fun about mothers and thats fine... so i guess i will say im sorry to you and to anyone else i offended in the past, present, and probably the future..
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 10:02 AM
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Sheesh....I thought we were all just joking around and having a little light-hearted, humorous discussion.....leave it to somebody without a sense of humour to end it! I guess you don't watch Jeff Foxworthy....do you think he really means everything he says about is family, or anyones family? It's called laughter and it is the best medicine. I, for one, found this thread quite inviting and funny. If you don't, then don't partake and I'm sorry it offends you......
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 10:10 AM
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If my mother owned a quad it would never get dirty and am perty sure you would have to take your shoes off first.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 10:11 AM
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If my mother rode a quad, I'd hate to meet her on the trail. She's 85 and still drives a car, but needs to wave a white cane out the window to know where the other cars are.

But I love her and I'm taking stuff over to barbeque Sunday. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 10:25 AM
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jeff foxworthyis the devil [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img]
i guess that's the problem in the world today... we all try and not to offend anyone and have to be politically correct...
please everyone when you send your mothers a mothers day card please tell them that gunnsmoke was only kidding around and didnt really mean it [img]i/expressions/brokenheart.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-07-2008 | 10:47 AM
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If my mother owned a quad, I would take the battery off of his wheelchair and use it to start my broken down Polaris that has electrical problems.
 


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