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Old 05-07-2008, 10:54 AM
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: GunnSmoke

i guess that's the problem in the world today... we all try and not to offend anyone and have to be politically correct...
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I think the KEY word people are missing these days is RESPECT - not "politically correct" ...........
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:04 AM
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well i dont believe i said anything about anyones mother except my own... hopefully someday i will gain your seal of approval..

well guys i guess me and my mom or should i say my mother and i are going riding together today... she has read my previous posts and agreed with u-joint that i am still just a little &@%@! and have no respect to i won't be able to keep coming to the ATVCONNECTION FORUM any more... I AM GROUNDED..

so everyone thank U-Joint the PEOPLES WATCHDOG
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:55 PM
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Hey -- this is just a chat forum -- no one has to go sit in the corner . :-)

I have a sence of humor too .

Rick
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:57 PM
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(if my mother owned a quad) First thing I'd have to do is take it for a test ride.(she lives in hawaii)Second thing would be to spray her down with the water hose after a ride.She used to do that to me,and that was in the middle of winter in PA.Just got chills thinking of it.
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:30 PM
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Hey wait a minute gang, my mom is till out back sitting on my quad. She
hasn't started it nor rode it yet? I LOVE YOU MOM!

Whats a man to do?

R'
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:37 PM
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Start it up for her!!!!!..........Caper...............
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:49 PM
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I'm coming MOM! First take the key out of the lighter socket, now right here, and turn key to the right.
RUMMM RUMMMM RUMMM RUMMMM, easily shift into HIGH, okay MOM just give her a little gas, easy on the throttle,
remember left brake is here on left bar, easy easy, WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MOMMMM!! You forgot your helmet!

Where'da she go?

R'
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:02 AM
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ifin' my momma had a quad
I'd probly blow my wad
she's so scared of speed
it's sumpin she jus dont need
but if she did own a Polaris
she would definately scare..us
she be screaming down the grass
and wiping out on her ***
she cant handle to power
she's all muddy now
that woman needs a shower!
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:08 AM
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Your a poet and don't even know it
..........Caper...............
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:11 AM
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I knew it
but I thought I blew it

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