When your buddy asks if you'll climb down to the swamp's edge to get the best possible cell phone footage of his heroic mudding efforts, think back to this clip and fire off the first excuse that comes to mind:

https://atvconnection.com/articles/video-tsunami-tommy/

 

Man, buddy gets down low to get a nice video of him and the idiot swamps him. I think I would have tackled the guy off his quad.

 

Now he has to do a handstand to drain the water out of his waders.