A journy of a thousand miles beguins with a single step

 

laugh and the world laughs with you,, fart and you stand alone (seen it on a shirt)

 

Do what you do with all of your might, because something half done will never be right.(Irish proverb)

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.(Albert Einstein)

And the wisest of them all.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.(Forest Gump)

 

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Originally posted by: devilontheDS
3 men can keep a sercret if 2 are dead (hells angel buddy of mine)

Actually Ben Franklin, your hells angel buddy must have been well ejucated [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Lifes a garden dig it Joe Dirt[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]


If you cant run with the big dogs stay on the porch

 

“Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.”

“We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.”

“The best inheritance a father can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.”

“When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.”

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”

“You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person who you can’t live without.”

 

"what do u like better, my watch or me?" -50cent

"i love u like a fat kid loves cake" -50cent

 

The urine stains on ur pants would signify that ur a single shake man far too busy for the followup jiggle-Ace Venture[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

 

you lift you loose

I'll be your huckleberry (Tombstone)