Here to for everyone has awaited the arrival of The Phantom Rider....the single most innovative, creative and eloquent personality that has ever graced the pages of these forums. Witness the astonishment upon the face of the most critical skeptic as they fall into line and appreciate all that being in the meer presence of such greatness can provide.

The Phantom...has spoken....

 

"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Jesus Christ

 

It's in mans nature to destroy himself.

 

"Just the tip, I promise."

 

see my sig

 

Lick my ballzz.......me

 

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Be careful of the toes you step on today, because they might be connected to the *** you have to kiss tomorrow.

 

"Its a dog eat dog world and Im wearing milkbone underwear--? "--Norm Peterson (Cheers)
"History has shown that man does not learn from history"
"Even monkeys fall out of trees sometimes"

 

Son don't let your brains run out the head of your dic_.......MY DAD

When it comes to girls round is not a shape.

I know you will come back when you get hungry then I will kick your A _ _.....MY DAD

 

“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty -- they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.”


“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”