Your Mama is so poor she has to Jack off the dog to feed the cat.

I know a little on the dirty side .

 

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Your Momma is so fat she was used as an extra in Jurrassic Park

Your Momma is like a bowling ball... she's been picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more

Your Momma is so stupid she couldn't dump water out of her combat boots with the instructions printed on the bottom

 

Your Mamma so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

 

Your Mamma so ugly she wears a pork chop around her neck so the dog will kiss her!

 

Your mamma so ugly she's a 3 bagger, yeah so when your dads doing her she has one on her head and he wears one , and has a 3rd in case one falls off.

 

Your mamas so stupid and lazy she thought cook-ing and clean-ing were cities in china.

 

Two west coast guys were out riding in the country one day when they noticed something over in the bushes. As they get closer they realize theres a goat with its head stuck in a fence, Biff says to Brantley- Get a load off that, Ive got to get a piece of that. Biff drops trow and has his way with the goat, as he finishes he looks to Brantley and says you want some? Brantley replies YES and sticks his head into the fence.

 

I saw your mama kicking a tin can down the road the other day. I said, "What are you doing?". She said moving.

 

Ok blonde joke time ,

why do blondes wear cotten panties .-----to keep there ankles warm .

how do blondes turn on a light ----- they open the car door .