LMAO

 

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space. The Russian said, "We we're the first into space." The American said, "We we're the first to the moon." The blonde said, "We'll be the first ones to the sun" The Russian and American said, "You can't go to the sun, You'll burn to death!!" The blonde said, "DUH, we're going at night."

 

Yeap your mamma sent me 3 more faxs, now I saved enough for double cheeseburger at Mc Donalds THANKS DSnuts mamma!

 

easy there boys, erbe if you go to burger king you would have enough to get a big king also[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] im kinda hungry can someone send me a fax

 

This is some good chit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

ROFLOL, [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

What time is it when yo mama sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

Yo mama so fat her thong looks like a sling for a 55 gallon drum.

 

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a quarter a bugger came out George Washingtons nose

 

I refuse to take part in such stupidity,oh well just one, yo mamas so ugly that if you look up the meaning in a dictionary it will show a picture of her.

 

yo momma is so fat that her stretch marks have stretch marks