Somebody was trying to be a god jumper and fell short...And was seen.

There's going to be hell to pay.

You have been identified, and the hounds have been released.

 

I thought (that may be the problem) that you would certainly need a sport type quad to God jump. My Grizzly is street legal but not a good wheelier, as the air is thin up here, and I live at approx. 7200 ft. elev. I retired from the bull poop huffing a couple years ago. Although I now live in the great white north, I married a fellow Okie (no relation) and can't get the Okie strain away from my house. Please advise.

 

BullRydr,

You are not ready. Far, far, far from ready. Being a Street King® is more than just wanting. It is a state of mind, both conscious and subconscious. Being a Street King® means knowing no boundaries. Do you think a Grizzly knows it is weight challenged? I added 27" mud lites w/ ITP Series 4 rims to my Grizzly & am still a good wheelier. You may want to give up because it seems that you already have. I am sorry but your Street King® application has been shredded and burned.

Jason "I am not the exalted ruler, but I know a guy that has IM'd him personally" Brinker

 

Well, like someone rich and famous onct said, "I would never belong to a club that would want me as a member.". I shall re-apply when I have installed the prescribed 27" tires and ITP rims to the great Grizz, then maybe my confidence in my Grizz'z wheeliering abilities will have grown.


TW "What the hell does TW stand for" Brown

 

This same guy started this same thread again, right above this one.

 

Both threads were started at the same time. I've been a charter godjumper. The founding fathers felt one thread would not be enough fo the magnatude of such a worthy and dignified cause.

 

I see now, thanks for opening my eyes, I guess this means I'm not worthy. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

I haven't been able to do stunts yet. First quad. I have a lot of bike experience though, and if you can teach me how to do these trick thingies and all other stunts (Backflips, Can/Cants?, Poppa Wheelies and whatnot) then hell yaaa i'm in. just shoot me an e-mail.

oh yea I'm 41, I hope that's not a problem. And would I be able to keep my screen name the same???? I kinda like it.

Thanks For the Offer!!!!!

Joe

 

Dear DaChief,

We regret to inform you that your application has been rejected for the following reasons:
1. If you must ask, you are probably not Street King material.
2. You did not send in the proper 16746A1.1.4.3.F15.69 form in triplicate.
3. We do not discriminate based on age, just qualifications. You seem to be lacking the "it" factor.

If you disagree with this ruling, you must contact BlAsTinKid42 to set up an informal meeting that will take place in an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time.


Thanks,

15-8-42-7

 

No Problem Brink,

As far as the appeal process, it won't be necessary. I'm pretty much in agreement with the ruling. Hey see you around sometime. Thanks for replying even though I am nowhere's near superior as yourself. (fat slob) Nothing personal.

As far as items 1 and 3, you got me. However I sent the form directly to you via registered mail and have the receipt with your signature to prove it so don't go there. I'm great at paperwork and proud of it. If you lost the form in the clutter then you better clean up that pig-sty you call a desk and get your act together. Being a StreetKing does not mean you can shirk your secretarial duties. (oh yea, happy belated secretaries' day)

On a subnote, I've gotten my own little group together. We are "THE DOUGHNUT KINGS" . Yeah if you wanna join you don't even have to ask. All you have to do is say "I'm a member of 'THE DOUGHNUT KINGS'" and that's about it, you're in!!!! The scary part is you could be standing in line at the grocery store right next to a DOUGHNUT KING and not even know it. We are everywhere. Teachers, Politicians, Garbagemen/women, Lawyers, Steelworkers, you name it. All walks of life. Most Doughnut Kings don't even own a quad or ride, but if you do that's ok too. The ones that do own machines like to take work off (well the one's that have a job) on Mondays, sit on their machine and just drink beer, eat doughnuts, and talk about riding. Most of us don't even start our machines. It's not the craziest club out there but I'm thinking it's close. The more I look at it, there are just soo many more advantages over belonging to the Street Kings. Hope I'm not intimidating anyone cuz that's really not my intention.

Anyone reading this can join right now if you want. Just sit back, Take a deep breath, and say it out loud (or even quietly if you risk disturbing someone stronger than you, your wife or 7 year old kid for instance) "I'm a Member of the Doughnut Kings" there now don't that feel nice? Ha, I just stole a bunch of future members from right out under your nose, that's right pretty boy I'm hijacking your thread.

Any future communications can be sent directly to my attorney:

Samuel F.U. Gittenstill
Suite 105 Bank Towers Bldg.
Lackawanna Ave.
Girshaw, Indiannapolis
207722-4002

Best Regards,

Joe