Am I a Streetking???

It seems as though there has been speculation, both pro and con, as to whether I, Bobman, am among the ranks of the most respected group of riders on Terra Firma. I think that one's honor and integrity come into question if one claims the title and prestige of Street King. The moral fiber required to be a Street King would certainly prevent one from boasting about his status. For a man who has been vested with such exalted title would hardly flaunt his success and good fortune in the face of others. Men who attain such stations in life are kind, compassionate, thoughtful, intelligent, considerate and humble. And while all of the aforementioned characteristics could certainly be attributed to myself, I am going to abstain from comment at this time as to my affiliation with the Street Kings or any other organizations of great magnitude. In closing I would like to say that my relation to the Street Kings shall remain quite nebulous for the forseeable future. But whether I am a SK or not, just know that they are always there for us ready to aid us in our times of need.

Bob

87 16 23 subsector 73 of the augmentation of Athenian Precipitorship of Pasquale's Third Rule.
So Let it Be Written... So Let it Be Done!!!

 

Bob, ya protest too much - Shakespeare. As has already been established, to be a true SK, you must be G.A.Y. or F.A.G.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] (hmmmmmmm, ya do type nice [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img])

 

Eiger2 recommended me to this thread for getting billet on my Eiger...it looks sweet for a utility and an Eiger at that..lol...I feel that I am not certified to be one (street king) or cool enough...I just wish I could god jump on an Eiger...now that'd be cool

 

I would like to take this opportunity to issue a request asking the assistance of all SK's and GJ's. A crime of a galactic magnitude and preportion has taken place. A crime of a nature so heinous that it could possibly have an outcome on the overall battle between good and evil as it pertains to the universal conscious.

Apparently on February 20, 2005 someone who had been riding an ATV (or a beast of an equine nature) allegedly relocated displaced soil of a highly hydrated manner from the trail onto, into or nearby the restroom/shower facility at Prague Lake Riding area in central Oklahoma. I realize that while the above described criminal act seems highly improbable it is alleged that it did indeed occur. And while any person of a reasonable level of intelligence would find it hard to believe that an individual riding an ATV or equine beast would acquire dirt or mud in, on or about their person it is alleged that it happened.

I mean what are the odds that a primative restroom facility located ajacent to an ATV/Equine Beast Riding area would acquire any mud and or dirt on the floor? I know I certainly would not have predicted it. For that is indeed a leap of all science, technology and reasoning.

So I come to you as a humble mortal and ask your assistance. I am issuing a plea to all SK's & GJ's to use your great intellect and "special powers" as endowed to you by other powers who exist on a superior plane and provide us with the answers to the three most important questions in life.

1. Did it happen?
2. Will it happen again?
3. What the hell difference does it make??????

Bob "Please englighten us O Noble Street Kings" Bobman

 

This is an outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This or these individuals need to go thru the Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.?) program on trail etiquette. If they wont go willingly, we will be forced to drag them thru the S.H.I.? forcefully!

 

Oh how easily the masses are disillusioned. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

What business would Street Kings have learning trail etiquette?



They would be better off with a week long seminar on Advanced Street Stunting for the Honorific Order of the Lengthy Endo Stunt (A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.)...Or at the very least a two day refresher on the Basics of International Teutonic Ceremonial Handshakes (B.I.T.C.H.)


Maybe we could start an off-road chapter...But I only have room for 11 decoder rings.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

OH...MY....GAWD, I just checked out the picture page of the original STREET KING. I have seen our savioer (dang, I'm glad I cant spel, I'd get kiked out of the SK ). BlasTinKid is fer sure the KING [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

His steed is truly spactacular, surely it will jump multiple gods [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] ,and wheelieing is no doubt a top priority.

He left an email adress but I'm not worthy of the KING and will not soil his mail with my pathetic earthling drivel. I'm just so proud to be considered a part of this noble and worthy cause.

I know no true SK would soil an outhouse and am sure that the SKs had nothing to do with the alleged muddiing of the alleged privy.

As for the trail chapter, "The Queens," I hereby nominate BOBMAN as the queen of that group, for no man? better understands the nuances and awsome responsibility of the greatest secret society in the history of this or any other planet.

 

yeah r u sober. lay up on the drugs.

 

WTF????????? You guys are f#cking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
now your all mad it's ok thats step one of 9! oh and the grizzly bear is your freinds !

 

I am not one to boast or rave about past exploits, but I have actually communicated with ThEbLaStInKiD via Instant message a couple of times. I am not going to give out his AOL Screen name but I have conversed with him on two occasions. I was going to rely on charitible acts and pious deeds to get myself into Heaven...but now I figure I can just go do whatever I want to since having conversed with "The Kid" as his close friends call him.


Bob "You may soon be able to purchase my tears on E-Bay" Bobman