Wow, no CHATTER in Kermit at all today...must of been a long weekend.

 

Naaww the girls just met samson out there and decided they are safer to not meet guys on the internet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

LMAO...girls, girls, please don't accept Samson as the standard on the internet. Get to know OFC and I and find out what a real man is all about.

 

You too kind my friend [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Too Kind [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] I just treat em mean and keep em keen [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] If they get too irritating i might have to slap em around a lil bit or stuff a gag ball in their mouth.

 

Chicks dig that man...LOL...the day of the sensative man is over.

 

Thats what im talkin about. Men have been pussified far to long. Its time to get back our caveman roots. Beat that biacth on the head with your club and drag her byt the hair back to your cave [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

...for a candlelight dinner and some snuggling...LMAO

 

That's it. Get 'em all riled up.

Samson lives close enough they could make an example out of him. (he'd enjoy that too) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Better watch the news and see if any women went crazy this weekend out in west Texas. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Hell I'm just sitting here salivating, just anticipating their response. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

dang- I feel like I have to have this hellacious comeback to snap all you boys back in line...and its still too early in the morning....only thing coming to my brain is the many different uses for duct tape [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

I think I drank entirely tooo much over the weekend....I did beat all the men at pool at least one time...that really pisses em off- the more I drink the better I get~ You think bending over the pool table to get a good shot on the ball distracts them ? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]