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For general conversations chatter away HERE [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have fun!!

Start with a Kermit joke:

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

She has a frog in her throat when she reaches 69! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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Now did raptory give his blessing on this? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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Sampson you ever see anyone with 2 and 3 kids on a big quad? NOT smart.
I guess life does not come with an instruction book!!
Come on RAIN... love to be on the sand after a a little rain.....man you can get some major hook up!!
Jetted my quad this time of year in moist conditions...

I hope the piggy joke is ok. I can count to 77. I get 8 more.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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Hey- it rained on us at the drive inn saturday night for about ohhh....I don't know....15 SECONDS!!!

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Been once. Did the same thing. Just long enough to make us pack everything and turn the suv around. Little cool in the evening for me right now. May have to wait until spring to try it again.

Did you try a chihuahua? Hear they're good but I didn't want to wait 2 hours in line.


And I've been know to tote my youngins around on mine. But it's OK because I haven't learned how to wreck yet. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] first thing I wanted to know about a quad was how to crash it...what are the limits??? 3 times the first day...the over the back flip, the side slide and nose drop!! Once I had that mastered...I had every thing in the middle down pat!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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I must add the quad always landed on all four tires....so nothing major!!

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Looks like you may get some rain, if you trust the weatherman. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

The pig joke will be ok, as long as no pigs were harmed in the telling of that joke.

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First ATV I road was about 17-18 years ago. I was used to dirt bikes and the first thing I did was put my foot down and run the rear tire right up my calf. Think I limped for a week.

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knock on wood...I haven't done anything to injure myself yet....and if I did do something stupid...I managed to ride it out...i do NOT want to hurt myself..haha

no- didn't try the chihuahua-- maybe next time~

and NO scooter...I do not trust the weatherman [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]