KERMIT CHATTER
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:34 PM
#1691
Range Rover
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin[b]WANTED: DECKHANDS, COOK, FIRSTMATE, CAPTIAN, CABIN BOYS, DISHWASHER, BUNK MATES, BUTLERS, BARTENDER, ENTERTAINERS for work on exclusive cruise YACHT. All applications will be given immediate attention!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:38 PM
#1692
Pro Rider
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 519
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
Originally posted by: DuneDragin[b]WANTED: DECKHANDS, COOK, FIRSTMATE, CAPTIAN, CABIN BOYS, DISHWASHER, BUNK MATES, BUTLERS, BARTENDER, ENTERTAINERS for work on exclusive cruise YACHT. All applications will be given immediate attention!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:39 PM
#1693
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Dune Rider
Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 22,944
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From: West Texas
KERMIT CHATTER
I just depressed myself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:41 PM
#1694
Pro Rider
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 519
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KERMIT CHATTER
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:42 PM
#1696
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 142,517
Likes: 182
From: Land of the misfit toys
KERMIT CHATTER
FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:43 PM
#1697
Range Rover
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 102
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:43 PM
#1698
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 142,517
Likes: 182
From: Land of the misfit toys
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:47 PM
#1699
Pro Rider
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 519
Likes: 0
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
Mar 16, 2006 | 05:49 PM
#1700
Pro Rider
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 519
Likes: 0
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I just depressed myself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
I just depressed myself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
My home remedy for depression: smack the nearest man-- it always makes me feel better [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]