KERMIT CHATTER
Sep 18, 2006 | 05:30 PM
#3061
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Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
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From: West Texas
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Morning Kermit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Has anyone ever accused Miss Piggy of having a frog in her throat? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Morning Kermit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Has anyone ever accused Miss Piggy of having a frog in her throat? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
A kiss will transform a toad into a Prince...
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] oh nevermind [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Oct 3, 2006 | 08:09 AM
#3063
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From: Land of the misfit toys
KERMIT CHATTER
Someone needs to dust in here. Don't look at me, I'm allergic. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Oct 9, 2006 | 10:22 PM
#3065
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Tickle me and call me Elmo. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Tickle me and call me Elmo. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Oct 20, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
How about a tickle with a feather duster?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
How about a tickle with a feather duster?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Oct 20, 2006 | 12:44 PM
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Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
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From: West Texas
KERMIT CHATTER
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms. Well, Lena is hired
at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at
8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms. Well, Lena is hired
at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at
8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Oct 30, 2006 | 08:20 AM
#3068
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From: Land of the misfit toys
KERMIT CHATTER
I see they are using Elmo dolls for smuggling. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Nov 9, 2006 | 06:54 PM
#3069
Trailblazer
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KERMIT CHATTER
HEY, have you all noticed the purple poles at KSI? does that mean they have marked thier boundaries?
i was told that if a purple marker is placed, it means no trespassing from either side. does anyone have
any info? i couldn't believe it when i saw them.
i was told that if a purple marker is placed, it means no trespassing from either side. does anyone have
any info? i couldn't believe it when i saw them.
