KERMIT CHATTER
Feb 9, 2006 | 05:32 PM
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
Liquor sounds good but my blow up doll is just too hard to dress.
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
I'll say that sounds waaaay better than my idea ~
except the barry white cd...lol
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Start in Midland Park Mall---Victoria's secret. Get a baby doll nightie with a g-string (modest but really sexy). A FEATHER trim to tickle your fancy (just for PREverts...not full blown PERverts like Scooter) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Don't forget to stop by and get a Barry White cd (continious play).
2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Stop by Dollar Store for couple of Champaign flutes, and scented pillar candle...
IMHO
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
So what should I get myself for Valentines? Hmmmmm.
Don't forget to stop by and get a Barry White cd (continious play).
2 bottles of LeJon Cold Duck chilled to 48 degrees.
Stop by Dollar Store for couple of Champaign flutes, and scented pillar candle...
IMHO
except the barry white cd...lol
gosh - I'm full of all kinds of good ideas today
Feb 9, 2006 | 05:38 PM
#503
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Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
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From: West Texas
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
dress her before you blow her up!
gosh - I'm full of all kinds of good ideas today
dress her before you blow her up!
gosh - I'm full of all kinds of good ideas today
Feb 9, 2006 | 05:41 PM
#504
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Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
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From: West Texas
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
How about maddog 2020?
How about maddog 2020?
MD20/20 is good if you're shooting up Blotter ACID. Yes, I saw it done [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Feb 9, 2006 | 05:49 PM
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What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
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From: Oeste Del Tejas
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Bones Farms--Snow Creek Berry. 3 bottles.
MD20/20 is good if you're shooting up Blotter ACID. Yes, I saw it done [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
How about maddog 2020?
How about maddog 2020?
MD20/20 is good if you're shooting up Blotter ACID. Yes, I saw it done [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Hmmmm.....beer float????? Nah! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 9, 2006 | 06:16 PM
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Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs I'd be drinking it by myself, so the cheap stuff would work just fine. Unless you know of something with ice cream in it.
RL...man, what to say brotha?! If this is so...your way past the silk ties, wine, music and romance portion of the program. Your situation is very bleak and it is time for a professional intervention.
DR PHIL
Dr Ruth
Dr James Dobson
Dr Kavorkian
or
Doctor, Doctor, give me a clue, I got a bad case of loving you (wife). You need to quit the pitty party, suck it up and MAKE the relationship what you want it to be.
Sorry for the tough love dude...but heck...I think your worthy, I have no problem being a REAL friend. You ask...I'm here...I won't push it down your throat. I'm going to trust you...don't play me...PM
Feb 9, 2006 | 06:18 PM
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Which one of you is Pink?
Which one of you is Pink?
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] 7,000!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] 7,000!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Feb 9, 2006 | 06:33 PM
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What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
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From: Oeste Del Tejas
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Still have a baskin robbins in Mid?
RL...man, what to say brotha?! If this is so...your way past the silk ties, wine, music and romance portion of the program. Your situation is very bleak and it is time for a professional intervention.
DR PHIL
Dr Ruth
Dr James Dobson
Dr Kavorkian
or
Doctor, Doctor, give me a clue, I got a bad case of loving you (wife). You need to quit the pitty party, suck it up and MAKE the relationship what you want it to be.
Sorry for the tough love dude...but heck...I think your worthy, I have no problem being a REAL friend. You ask...I'm here...I won't push it down your throat. I'm going to trust you...don't play me...PM
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs I'd be drinking it by myself, so the cheap stuff would work just fine. Unless you know of something with ice cream in it.
RL...man, what to say brotha?! If this is so...your way past the silk ties, wine, music and romance portion of the program. Your situation is very bleak and it is time for a professional intervention.
DR PHIL
Dr Ruth
Dr James Dobson
Dr Kavorkian
or
Doctor, Doctor, give me a clue, I got a bad case of loving you (wife). You need to quit the pitty party, suck it up and MAKE the relationship what you want it to be.
Sorry for the tough love dude...but heck...I think your worthy, I have no problem being a REAL friend. You ask...I'm here...I won't push it down your throat. I'm going to trust you...don't play me...PM
LOL! HOLD on! Wa-a-ait just a cotton pickin' minute! My wife just doesn't drink. She does not like champagne or wine or beer and if she does get a mixed drink...she orders a virgin.
Though I would agree she needs professional help! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]