everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face- Mike Tyson

 

Mistakes were made. Others will be blamed.

 

" It takes a bave man to be a coward in the red army"

Joseph Stalin

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
Winston Churchill

 

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the vote. - Unknown author.

 

"Don't that just frost your *****."

Roger Wolfe. Father of a guy I grew up with. He'd say that whenever something went wrong.

Still laugh and think about him sometimes, and use that phrase. Been about 40 years since I heard him say that the first time.

 

I told you not to be stupid you moron! Ben Stern

You can do that! my buddy Dave in regards to any mud hole, hillclimb or obstacle he is too scared to try

Behind every man is a good woman, and in front of him on her knees, is an even better one! Me

 

Any time something worked out just right-
"Its like a sore peter,just cant beat it!!"

 

"Veggie burgers aren't bad if you put enough meat on them."

 

"The fact we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. ... Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren."

Senator Barack Obama

 

"That's slicker than snot on glass!!" My grandfather.