Recession is when a neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose your job.

-Ronald Reagan

 

this one always made me laugh-

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
After that, who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

-Billy Connolly

 

"If someone doesn't know the difference between ignorance and stupidity, is it because they're ignorant, or stupid?"
-Rod Hovde

 

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate"
-From the prison guard in the movie Cool Hand Luke

 

we could list every story from Bill Cosby "Himself" and it would be the truth. that's so hilarious! it's actually amazing how the truth, with his spin, is funnier than fiction!. besides, had to bump this thread cause it's so funny!

chocolate cake anyone?

 

Marriage is not a word , its a sentance.

 

I love how they all turn into moderates when election time comes along even though all their votes are the radical, left-wing wheenie, communistic, socialistic, social engineering, we're from the government and we know what's best for you, types of votes...

MooseHenden

 

Sounds like something that idiot would say! Oh......

 

Yippee Kiayaaa Mother F*cker! Bruce Willis

 

With out an a$$hole we would be full of ****
Sean Harney