Favorite Quotes!
#68
Four Quotes by Sir Winston Churchill
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Sir Winston Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
"If you are going to go through hell, keep going".
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Sir Winston Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
"If you are going to go through hell, keep going".
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
#69
You cant go wrong with any choice of quotes from Uncle Ted:
"Two in the heart, and one in the head, I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders!" -- Ted Nugent
"My idea of fast food is a Mallard" -- Ted Nugent
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak" -- Ted Nugent
"My idea of fast food is a Mallard" -- Ted Nugent
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak" -- Ted Nugent
#70
"Okay Mitt. I've kept Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, Mitch Daniels, Jeb Bush, and Haley Barbour out of the race for you. And I've got this sexual harassment stuff going with Cain, and I put Rick Perry to sleep at the debates. But you'll have to do the rest on your own. And remember, you owe me."
Satan
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