For those who confuse horsepower with torque.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you shove it back on impact!

Being ugly is like playing the dating game on hard.

 

"...there's always somebody else out there that needs to be whacked"

MajGen James Mattis, to Co G, Third Battalion, Twenty-Third Marines, in Al Kut, Iraq, July 2003

 

90% of all statistics are made up.

 

"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."

Texas State Rep. Suzanna Gratia-Hupp

 

That's a good one. If you dont know a lot about her, she was at Luby's in Killeen the day the shootings happened. For anyone that doesn't know about her, check out her video. My wife was always "iffy" on concealed carry, and this is the video that won her over on it!!

 

You can avoid evil, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding evil.

 

i would say this is probably my favorite.

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy.

 

"Some people are born on third base and spend their lives thinking they've hit a triple."

-Barry Switzer

 

awesome

 

“Unless you have been shot at by the Taliban, shut your mouth; war is hell.”

Rep. Allen West