I've got a droid... heh... i hate it....

Maybe i can find something streatchy enough to make a slingshot hmmmmmm

 

stories that live on eventually become legend.... with of course some embellishment.

 

Could us womens nylons

 

fireworks are always fun we dump a grand for the fourth about four go in on it. Sometimes if you buy alot you get buy one get one. One guy works for a stone quary (BOOM)!!! If the concusion don't knock you over the flash will blind you for awhile

 

We usually have to get fireworks in tennessee.. gov't cracked down, now loosened up, now prices are 5x what the are in TN... Fireworks would be fun.. but not worth the drive before this saturday.

I've really been looking for some elastic....

 

Be sure to have donuts for the next morning.

 

Take the women out first.

Trust me.

 

Sounds like a good place for some atv grass drags. I use to have some big partys back in the day. Same thing as you lots of land and no neighbors. Some of the events everyone loved were drunk paintball wars, potato guns, and modified rideon lawnmower races.

 

HA theres a donut shop in town that will do that....




Lot of people going to be there, i'm afraid some of them are old, so we have to entertain them... That usually consists of not killing ourselves... Once they take someone to the hospital we'll have the trucks going wild though.

So far theres jumping from the top of haybarns, water balloons, water, water balloon slingshot (my secret weapon), trucks, fishing, fire, food, and.... diesel smoke.

 

How about launching spuds from a potato gun and see who can hit em with a shot gun? Red Neck skeet shooting contest,would fit right in OPT