DO U NO WHEN THEY ARE COMING OUT? IS IT MOST LIKELY BETTER THAN THE YAMAHA??

 

none4444,


don't worry.. yea honda will probably make it, when their ready and theres no glitches.. and to answer your question.


Yes, honda is always better than yamaha, Just like Chevy's better than Ford..

 

FORD= FIX OR REPAIR DAILY

 

Ford:


Fix or repair daily
Found on roadside dead
F**ked over rebuilt dodge.

 

Oh you ford owners want more???


Driver Returns On Foot (ford backwards)
Factory Ordered Road Disasters
Flip Over, Read Directions
Four Old Rusty Doors
For Only Retarded Drivers
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Found On Railroad Deserted
For Off Road Death
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Failure Of Research & Development

Maybe a joke or two will make you happy??


A man pulls up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop."
The girl kept walking. The man then said "Come on get in the car with me and i'll give you two lollypops."
The girl kept her eye's on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you a whole bag of lollypops!"
Finally the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"


A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!


Maybe some poems for you???

I was driving my Ford truck down the road,
When I realized it was gonna explode.
The Ford motor blew up in my face,
So I put a Chevy motor in it's place.
I drove that truck 'till the body panels rusted away,
But that old Chevy motor still runs to this day!


Here I sit broken hearted
Wishing that my Ford would have started
But it didn't so that's a wrap
So I think I'll shoot that piece of crap


Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for Fords,
our tools would rust.



Gosh i feel sorry for ford owners now, need a ride home or should i call towing?

 

Ok Ok OK! just one more!!!


The Top 10 signs you know you are driving a Ford.


10. You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.

9. You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.

8. When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your truck.

7. While stopped at stoplights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.

6. You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.

5. You have preferred customer status at NAPA.

4. You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your truck.

3. When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.

2. People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.

And the #1 reason you know your driving a Ford...........

1. In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes

 

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says yes. "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1.there's too much front end protrusion. 2.it chatters at high speeds. 3.the rear end wobbles too much. 4.and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."

 

Honda will make a new sport quad when my warrior grows wings and flys...... (I dont see this happening anytime soon) And that CRF 450 motor IMO is a big piece of crap compared to the YZ. They remind me of somthing that is about to explode..... Kinda like Fords......... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

Quit man. I'm about to fall out my chair from laughing so hard. Give us Ford drivers a break. I use to own a GMC extended cab. Sold it and bought a Ford. You want to know why.

I bought it because you cant make terd run.

 

Ford didn't even invent the car, nor was he the first to use the assembly line. He was just somehow given all the credit.