"It's all a bunch of tree huggin hippie crap"

 

"If you follow too closely, I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

 

-"Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."

-"Will work for food, will beg for sex"

-***, Grass, Or Gas - Nobody Rides For Free!

-Missing Dog And Wife. Reward For Dog!



Sorry about the profanity, it wouldn't make sense without it.

 

"Work is the curse of the drinking class"

 

I've got these on my truck.

Mean people kick a$$.

It must suck to be you.

And my license plate my wife bought me.

My other toy has t!ts.

 

LMAO!!!! Thats a goot one!

 

"Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition"

On the back of my slammed civic I had "Powered by Singer, Fueled by Uncle Ben's" - I had to take it off when someone keyed my trunk all up one night

"Wide open till you see god then brake"

 

I like the one that said; I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting. And of course one of my favorites; Hang up and drive...

 

I had this one on my truck but traded it in

"Chatham Mass, A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem"

 

"My other ride is your mom (sister, girlfriend, boyfriend, ect.)"