- Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
- Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
- Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
- Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
- Welcome to America...now speak English

 

I have one that says
"Lifes a B****, then you marry one"

 

I have seen one that read:"If it's got tires or **** you cant aford it"
and "My Juvenile deliquient just kicked your honor students ***"
" Im not as think as you drunk i am ocifer" "I swear to drunk im not god" "I Can straight that line walk ocifer"

 

"It's a Shame that Stupidity isn't Painful"
"Fat People are Hard to Kidnap"
"I'll try being Nicer, if You try being Smarter"

And Last but not Least

"Dip me in Chocolate and Throw me to the Lesbians" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

i was at a car show one time and there was this badarse car and my friend asked him how fast it was and he said "zero to 60 faster than your mom" and the guy was like 50 HaHAHA lol that one cracks me up.

 

i had one on my car that said "id rather be f*king"

 

I saw a GOLF shirt that said " I hit two good ***** today.................I stepped on a rake".

 

''My kid sold drugs to your honor student" My personal favorite,"IT DOESN'T HURT TILL THE BONE SHOWS"

 

I brake for hallucinations

My border collie is smarter than your honor student.

Old age and treachery beats youth and sincerity every time.

For a small town, this one sure has a lot of a$$holes.

Wife said it was her or the quad. I'll sure miss her.

 

"Could you drive any better if i shoved that cell phone up your a$$?!"