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Old Jan 23, 2004 | 12:20 AM
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easy..
I'd give up the atv but not the street bike, as it is my therapist.
besides, the atv is for work, street bike is for fun.
 
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Old Jan 23, 2004 | 01:09 AM
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Jamesdrider, Then it turns into a mind game. Tell her you would give up the quad for a year, wrench on it. Then when she can't stand you no more, she'll give in and tell you to go ride. Now, you will have her blessings. :cool
 
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Old Jan 23, 2004 | 01:20 AM
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I had wrote this before on another site, and didnt save it so I hope I remember it the same.

<u>Why your quad would make a better wife</u>

1&gt; She is allways waiting for you ready to go.

2&gt; She doesn't care if you look at other quads.

3&gt; She will never get mad if you spend too much time riding.

4&gt; She is allways on all fours.

5&gt; She doesn't give you divorce papers if you ride another quad, even if you like it a lot.

6&gt; She expects and likes to be ridden hard.

7&gt; She shows her appreciation openly when you buy her things like an exhaust.vroom vroom.

8&gt; She never complains if you put her away wet and dirty.

9&gt; She doesn't nag you about any of your "habbitts".

10&gt; She never wanted a expensive ring and reception.

11&gt; She is happy to spend time with you and your friends.

12&gt; She doesn't get moody towards the end of the month.

13&gt; She will never ask for and get over half your possesions if you trade her in.

14&gt; When she gets old and banged up all you need is some new plastics, not 25K worth of surgery.

15&gt; She doesn't care where you go, or how you get there.

16&gt; Never asks if she is getting fat.

17&gt; Is happy to stay in the garage and doesnt need to cuddle.

18&gt; She knows when to keep her mouth shut (just turn off the key [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] )

19&gt; She doesn't nag you to be nice to her family.

20&gt; She is happy to go thru the bush every now and then.

21&gt; She likes getting lubed.

22&gt; Drinking high octane just makes her purr that much better and doesnt ever get sick.

23&gt; She doesn't mind if your 15 minutes late etc.

24&gt; She enjoys a short ride as much as a long one.

25&gt; She will never ask you to give up your girlfriend.

Do I need to make a decision [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jan 23, 2004 | 02:28 AM
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I would give up the quad for a year easy. It would give me time to catch up on my skiing, hunting, fishing, and kneeboarding. LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jan 25, 2004 | 12:56 AM
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Wow I cant believe that no one like that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

Even my wife got a chuckle from that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Does anyone have a spare bed room LMAO

JK

 
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Old Jan 25, 2004 | 09:48 AM
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any woman that would make you give up your ride for hers ain't worth keepin!!! ride the wheeler over to her sisters house and take them both for a ride!!! lol
 
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Old Jan 25, 2004 | 11:09 AM
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which one gives you the most pleasure.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2004 | 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by: roscoe69
which one gives you the most pleasure.
Greif and drama can quicky eclipse pleasure.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2004 | 11:44 AM
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Personally, I think having to choose is a crock of **** anyways. Only b!tch would ever think that a fricken quad is in competition with her and make you choose between her and the quad. Frankly, if you cant have both, neither are worth it.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2004 | 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by: ironrod
Personally, I think having to choose is a crock of **** anyways. Only b!tch would ever think that a fricken quad is in competition with her and make you choose between her and the quad. Frankly, if you cant have both, neither are worth it.

Good point.

I guess that if your woman doesnt respect or care for you enough to understand you have a need for things beyond her or pleasing her etc you would need to be looking for a new woman, or maybe having the word whipped tatoo on your forhead.

c'mon guys get some ***** allready...
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