ATV's or "Marital relations"???
#42
Jamesdrider, Then it turns into a mind game. Tell her you would give up the quad for a year, wrench on it. Then when she can't stand you no more, she'll give in and tell you to go ride. Now, you will have her blessings. :cool
#43
I had wrote this before on another site, and didnt save it so I hope I remember it the same.
<u>Why your quad would make a better wife</u>
1> She is allways waiting for you ready to go.
2> She doesn't care if you look at other quads.
3> She will never get mad if you spend too much time riding.
4> She is allways on all fours.
5> She doesn't give you divorce papers if you ride another quad, even if you like it a lot.
6> She expects and likes to be ridden hard.
7> She shows her appreciation openly when you buy her things like an exhaust.vroom vroom.
8> She never complains if you put her away wet and dirty.
9> She doesn't nag you about any of your "habbitts".
10> She never wanted a expensive ring and reception.
11> She is happy to spend time with you and your friends.
12> She doesn't get moody towards the end of the month.
13> She will never ask for and get over half your possesions if you trade her in.
14> When she gets old and banged up all you need is some new plastics, not 25K worth of surgery.
15> She doesn't care where you go, or how you get there.
16> Never asks if she is getting fat.
17> Is happy to stay in the garage and doesnt need to cuddle.
18> She knows when to keep her mouth shut (just turn off the key [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] )
19> She doesn't nag you to be nice to her family.
20> She is happy to go thru the bush every now and then.
21> She likes getting lubed.
22> Drinking high octane just makes her purr that much better and doesnt ever get sick.
23> She doesn't mind if your 15 minutes late etc.
24> She enjoys a short ride as much as a long one.
25> She will never ask you to give up your girlfriend.
Do I need to make a decision [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
<u>Why your quad would make a better wife</u>
1> She is allways waiting for you ready to go.
2> She doesn't care if you look at other quads.
3> She will never get mad if you spend too much time riding.
4> She is allways on all fours.
5> She doesn't give you divorce papers if you ride another quad, even if you like it a lot.
6> She expects and likes to be ridden hard.
7> She shows her appreciation openly when you buy her things like an exhaust.vroom vroom.
8> She never complains if you put her away wet and dirty.
9> She doesn't nag you about any of your "habbitts".
10> She never wanted a expensive ring and reception.
11> She is happy to spend time with you and your friends.
12> She doesn't get moody towards the end of the month.
13> She will never ask for and get over half your possesions if you trade her in.
14> When she gets old and banged up all you need is some new plastics, not 25K worth of surgery.
15> She doesn't care where you go, or how you get there.
16> Never asks if she is getting fat.
17> Is happy to stay in the garage and doesnt need to cuddle.
18> She knows when to keep her mouth shut (just turn off the key [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] )
19> She doesn't nag you to be nice to her family.
20> She is happy to go thru the bush every now and then.
21> She likes getting lubed.
22> Drinking high octane just makes her purr that much better and doesnt ever get sick.
23> She doesn't mind if your 15 minutes late etc.
24> She enjoys a short ride as much as a long one.
25> She will never ask you to give up your girlfriend.
Do I need to make a decision [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#45
Wow I cant believe that no one like that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Even my wife got a chuckle from that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Does anyone have a spare bed room LMAO
JK
Even my wife got a chuckle from that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Does anyone have a spare bed room LMAO
JK
#49
Personally, I think having to choose is a crock of **** anyways. Only b!tch would ever think that a fricken quad is in competition with her and make you choose between her and the quad. Frankly, if you cant have both, neither are worth it.
#50
Originally posted by: ironrod
Personally, I think having to choose is a crock of **** anyways. Only b!tch would ever think that a fricken quad is in competition with her and make you choose between her and the quad. Frankly, if you cant have both, neither are worth it.
Personally, I think having to choose is a crock of **** anyways. Only b!tch would ever think that a fricken quad is in competition with her and make you choose between her and the quad. Frankly, if you cant have both, neither are worth it.
Good point.
I guess that if your woman doesnt respect or care for you enough to understand you have a need for things beyond her or pleasing her etc you would need to be looking for a new woman, or maybe having the word whipped tatoo on your forhead.
c'mon guys get some ***** allready...
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