I have to agree somewhat with what distinguishes man from the rest of the animal kingdom except the part about the thumb. Other primates have that ability as well.

 

My quad is bigger, faster, pulls more, has no belts, has more ground clearance, rides smoother,is better in the mud, hauls more and my ego is bigger than yours. Who cares. The whole idea is to ride and have fun and enjoy the quad that you have. If your quad does what you want it to and you like it, then this should be enough.
Joking around is fun, but don't let it get serious. Life is serious enough without people coming on this forum and causing others to become angry at something that is said. Just have fun and enjoy.