You don't own a grease gun.

 

When you finally catch up to your riding friends having a break on a fast fire road, and there ready to mount back up and ride again before you even stop and join them ,and you have to do it all over again down the road.

 

Should this thread be changed to "I don't know anything about Honda but I want to post negative comments about ATVs I do not own....."

Or

"I have nothing to do so I will make up crap about other people's machines to make me feel better about the brand I am riding..."

I realize people feel self richeous about the machine they ride but and most of the comments are in good fun, but my theory is if you got something to get you out there, you're all set.

 

After drowning your machine in a river people offer to tow you home but you opt to ride it home anyway and it seems to run better than before.

 

We're just having fun, Wilson. All the Honda guys kept coming on the "You know your a Polaris rider when..." thread and giving us grief so I asked them to make their own thread so we could have some fun back at 'em. All in (mostly) good natured ribbing. It's why we started the "You know you're a Can-Am rider when..." thread, too. Had to give ex-Can-Am rider, Beergut, as much grief as possible.

 

You know you're a Honda rider when....

you park your Honda at someone else's house and it leaves a huge puddle of oil

 

LOL!!

Ok kids, do not try that at home.

 

My last ATV was a 2001 450 Foreman so I do not fall into the group, and yes were all just kidding here. LOL

 

You don't own any tools.

 

You own your ATV long enough that you actually wear out tires.