Tell me your best tales of the trails!!!

I was driving threw the trails on my 2001 Honda Rancher and my friend Vinnie was riding double back.Well I have a riding gang that gets together sometimes and rides threw deep mud and water.Anyway I was riding on the trails when I spotted my friend John on is 2001 Artic Cat,I went over and we talked for a little wile,so we started going,we were on the road which is Illegal and I seen a cop so i took off.I was topping out my Atv at 53MPH.I looked back to see what was going on becaust my friend John was mot behind me,Then I seen him come over the hill,and I looked back at the road and before I could lock up my brakes the road ended.My ATV slammed into a huge ditch flipped over twice and rolled back on it's wheels.All I could see was the sky.I seen my friend Vinnie peer over me.Then I heard John's ATV pull up.He said"Man I lost those cops" then said "What The hell are you okay".I felt a sheer pain in my arm.SO,I went to the Hospital and found out that I broke my arm.....Besides me nobody was injured.

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