In less than 24 hours V-Force in my garage!
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In less than 24 hours V-Force in my garage!
Well fellas, This will be the last post I send with the Honda 400ex icon. I leave in the (early) morning on a 5 hour journey to Eugene Oregon where, as we speak, a Green 700 v-force is being uncreated and assembled for ME! It is time for me to elevate my insanity and set forth to do battle with the unknown perils of the Green Monster. You may ask, why drive to Eugene to pick up a quad? Don't they have one in Washington? Simply answered FLORENCE, COMP HILL. As many of you may or may not have had the pleasure of kicking sand in my grill, and I know who some of you are, it is time the light shinned on this dogs a$$! I plan to put (some of my first) miles on this quad in vengence. No more, I say to the days of 120 lb women tossing sand at me. No more women saying "Don't feel bad, I am lighter than you, or maybe you just had a bad start" and you know who you are....NO MORE I SAY... I can talk smack cause now I have the monthly payment to back it up...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] So that's right savor those memories of pounding on TechTips little EX NOT YOU BIG HONDA, I Spanked you @$$ more than your MoMA,,J/K
No more shall I play the whipping boy to 13 year old kids on pumped up 440's. The days of losing to fat men on Grizzlies are over. Finnaly I will see the top of comp hill without squinting through all of your roosts. Provided I can keep my eyes open!
So ladies and gentleman I bid you all a wonderful evening and get to your garages and spin the wrenches and jet your carbs because techtip 268 is stay the hell away from the crazy ba$tard on the GREEN MONSTER.
AHHEMM!(clearing throat) BING? Is that you back there? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
The above is not written to insult,antagonnize,criticsize,humiliate,pi$$ on or off, fire up or smoke out anyone. This is solely for your amusement and reading pleasure. I AM JUST SO DAM FIRED UP!
I just hope some of you get to race me before I am life flighted out of there![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
No more shall I play the whipping boy to 13 year old kids on pumped up 440's. The days of losing to fat men on Grizzlies are over. Finnaly I will see the top of comp hill without squinting through all of your roosts. Provided I can keep my eyes open!
So ladies and gentleman I bid you all a wonderful evening and get to your garages and spin the wrenches and jet your carbs because techtip 268 is stay the hell away from the crazy ba$tard on the GREEN MONSTER.
AHHEMM!(clearing throat) BING? Is that you back there? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
The above is not written to insult,antagonnize,criticsize,humiliate,pi$$ on or off, fire up or smoke out anyone. This is solely for your amusement and reading pleasure. I AM JUST SO DAM FIRED UP!
I just hope some of you get to race me before I am life flighted out of there![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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In less than 24 hours V-Force in my garage!
Congratulations[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I know how you feel. My wife has been beating me with her KFX400 (Me on my ATC350X)......No More......I don't have the GREEN MONSTER as you do.......I have the ORANGE CRUSHER.
Guy's at work can't tease me at work no more about my old lady having a bigger set than I[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]
Let us know how it does on Comp Hill. Are you going to equip it with paddles right away?
I know how you feel. My wife has been beating me with her KFX400 (Me on my ATC350X)......No More......I don't have the GREEN MONSTER as you do.......I have the ORANGE CRUSHER.
Guy's at work can't tease me at work no more about my old lady having a bigger set than I[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]
Let us know how it does on Comp Hill. Are you going to equip it with paddles right away?
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In less than 24 hours V-Force in my garage!
Congratulations, TechTip101. I just picked up my "Orange Crush" in Hillsboro about 2 hours ago. I plan to head to Sand Lake this weekend sometime to break my new baby in, then I'll be heading to Florence/Winchester Bay next weekend (if my trailer is finished by then). I am so jacked up, I can't wait.
So does anybody suggest anything different for break in, other than what is suggested @ Nyroc's site for the 650, for the 700?
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So does anybody suggest anything different for break in, other than what is suggested @ Nyroc's site for the 650, for the 700?
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In less than 24 hours V-Force in my garage!
I hear ya RPM. I was the only 700 there (at least that I saw) all day today. I had many stares and lots of people walking up to take a peek. I usually don't have real cool toys so the attention has been very exciting, even if it will be gone in a month or two. :-)