...but then the engine rail cracks and the cdale engine flies to the ground. then a 400ex(old reliable)comes and takes the steak. the moral, i actually like cdales the most but a 400ex is a good quad.

 

Yea but the 400EX already got beat up by a poodle. I guess that sh1tty MC500 computer on the Dale would amke it lose .34554897348974389 MPh so it might lose the race, ay CornDog?

 

What's the difference between spoiled children and puppies?

eventually the puppies grow up and quit whining [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

I don't reply to certain members posts, but thought it ok to comment here. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

lmfao, shut up you guys! giving me a heart attack!

All the quads come up in the line, blaster, warrior, 300ex, 400ex, raptor, ds, cannondales, 350x, 250r, atc250r, lt250, zilla.

The cdales get the holeshot, the zilla close behind, the blaster mysteriously stalls and blows up, catching the warrior rider on fire and he jumps off to the left side of him, flying into the rider on the 300ex, the 300ex and blaster both collide and explode into the lt250, the 350x and atc250r look back and get scared and flipover, both of them hitting eachother, the atc250r's axle goes flying and hits the rider on the ds, he falls off unconsious on the ground, and the rider on the 250r runs over him, going over the bars. The raptor, cdale, 400ex, and zilla are all competing. The 400ex is too slow to keep up, and he cannot hit the 70mph jump he needs to do, and since he is going so slow, his eye can catch a shortcut leading into the forest, he dodges trees, wheelies out of the forst, he is in first place! He relizes he cannot do this 70mph jump, so he bails, and leaves his 400ex on a collision course for a gulley, the 400ex explodes in the gully in the middle of the jump and landing, making a 70mph fire jump for the raptor, zilla and cdale, the zilla when it jumps over, since its (im not sure lets say it is for this sake), since its not liquid cooled, the fire from the exploded 400ex heats up the engine on the zilla and the zilla explodes, leaving a cloud of smoke for the raptor behind him. The raptor is blinded, he cannont see because of all this smoke! He sees a small thing flying through the air, perfectly landing the jump, not paying attention to the landing because he cannot see, he lands on an angle and the quad flips bending his frame and all these small parts go flying. There are small metal peices from the raptor coming toward the cdale like shrapnal, the cannondale nails the thorottle, but here comes a tight corner, he powerslides around the corner making the ruts into a berm, and the incoming shrapnal nails these onlooking lt80, breeze and 250ex, they all explode. LOL. too many explosions? I forgot something! and then the cannondale gets the steak and waits an hour for his buddys to catch up.

The cannondale wakes up in a bar with his buddys, and says "YOU WOULDNT BELIVE THE DREAM I JUST HAD!!!!" and of course he owns a cdale [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

I think i nailed that post.

 

I like thunderpowers story the best!

 

the ds dog say CHECK PLEASE!and can you give my scraps to the dogs in the window! LOL!!!!!

 

Well I got 2 stories...

1) The DS, EX, Raptor, Shee, and Dale dog are all standing there and they see 4 steaks that are unattended... well unfortunately there is 5 dogs, so the race begins. It is a close race the whole way but some how the Raptor dogs (uh... tranny? hmmm... a tranny on a dog?) oh well, some how the Raptors tranny goes out and all the other dogs get the steaks. Since the c-dale dog is so nice, he gives the steak to the Raptor dog and after he finishes, the c-dale dog eats HIM... To bad the c-dale dog was a cannibal [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img].

2) Same situation... 4 steaks / 5 dogs. The race begins and since the EX dog know's he can't get there first, he goes next door (to the rival steak house) and gets a 72 oz steak for himself and HE EVEN GETS A ROLL...

 

the quads were on the starting line, and the owners were 40 feet back. The flag was waved and they were off. All mounted there quads without incident but....... The dale rider fouled his plug, the 400 was off and running. The raptor and DS were argueing at the line who is faster. After a moment the ds and raptor put there differences aside and decided to run the 400 down for the steaks. They were off, raptor in the lead, ds behind, they shift to 2nd and the tranny locks up on the raptor, sending the owner airborn over the handlebars. The ds looks and laughs and motors by forgetting to shift the 3rd. He over revs and blows his motor. ( pammi rev box) There was a small jump and the 400 broke his swing arm. All quads were out. The owners looked at each other in disgust and decided to drown there sarrows at the bar next to the steak house. The raptor owner being the nicest decides to buy a round for the boys. Bar tender we need 4 coors lights. The ds rider hollers i WANT A BUD, the 400 a WHINE cooler, the cannon a Miller.


They can not even agree on beer!!!!! But they all thought the BLOND was giving them the eye[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

I still like my story the best, lots of explosions. Do you agree, ltracerx/oregonmxracer?