Three dogs are sitting outside of a resturant, looking thought the glass at all the people eating steaks and trying to figure out a way to get one.

The Cannondale dog (the tough one) says "I say we run in there, jump on a table, grab a steak, and if anybody says anything or moves, we growl at them and than walk out with it."

The 400EX dog being a little slicker says "I say we sneak in back and when they aren't looking, we grab one and than sneak back out, and no one will know we where there."

The Raptor dog says "We could just sit here and whine until they give us one."

Let the flames begin. Change the dog type to suit your ride it won't matter.


Smitty

 

The DS dog says "lets grab two, because I am watching my figure"

 

Batoutahell,

Sorry, how could I forget the mighty DS. No insult intended, by the way. One of my buds has a DS and I should have included that.

Later

Smitty

 

No offense taken, if we cant poke fun at ourselves who can we?

Bat

 

And corndog says "I like bread around my meet!"lol

I cant wait to see what corneydog realy says.

 

The DS dog says: All 3 of you little b!tches better go and fetch me a steak! AND HURRY UP!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]


Biggerisbetter.

 

Then the Cannondale gets back faster from the restaurant, eats the steak in front of the DS dog and then the DS dog cries. At least the DS dog didn't get beat up by a poodle like the Raptor and 400EX dogs[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Then the BIG BAD ZILLA DOG said f--k you's all and beat them all to the steak's before they knew what happened.....Moral of the story..... little dog's STAY ON THE PORCH!!.....HAHAHAHA!!!LOL!!!LMAO!!!!

 

then a hayabusa came...

 

Then a highly modded Raptor Dog with a lightened frame, 720 kit, and plus 10 swingarm came and said, whoever gets there faster gets all the steak. Everyone lined up and as soon as the flag dropped, the Raptor rider dumped the clutch and instantly stopped .0005 seconds after he started moving. He got off his quad and he grenaded his clutch, and that small jump off the line bent his axle. Before the Zilla Dog got to the finish line the main bearing went out and he couldn't finish the race. The Hayabusa, Dale, and DS dogs were all thinking they would win the steak, but with the Busa being so fast it developed speed wobles and lost it's balance. The DS lost traction on the linoleum restaurant floor and the Dale was in the lead when my ATC250R dog comes up behind him and hits 6th, grabs the steak but tries taking a corner and flips. The Cannondale dog grabs the steak from the hot exhaust and eats it all. The moral, I like Cannondales.