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Old Sep 5, 2002 | 11:59 PM
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<< Derno24,
No room for the job. How about &quot;Head of Air Traffic Control&quot;? If you can read a radar and operate a radio, it's yours.


razormaster,
It's yours if you really want it....LOL


727Banshee,
Chet and I share R&amp;D control. How about Engineer #E-7?? It's yours.
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Thx Knowsalot
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 12:03 AM
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Ok, I just figured out the perfect job for me... you can start recieving mail, all you need to do is give me a gun and let me stand behind the mail truck when it opens up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] If not, I would still be willing to break ****. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 12:14 AM
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MxDale71,

I like your persistant DGAF attitude.

You will be the sole person in charge of testing our products for it's ability to withstand damage.

You will simply be known as the &quot;Steel Manipulator&quot;
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 02:22 AM
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KNOWSALOT,

Be sure to check these people that you are hiring for their EI or PE certificates, I wouldn't want you to hire someone who really isn't an engineer (for liability reasons)...
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 03:28 PM
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KNOWSALOT

Security has been called to the compounds front gates two times in the last two weeks because of large groups of people needing applications for possible future employment.

Picture of applicants outside the front gate of KNOWSALOT Facility

Chet
VP KNOWSALOT FACILIYT
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 03:36 PM
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I can operate the radio, but what is a radar??? Will this be for international flights or just within the U.S. I might have to get security in on this stuff.
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 03:58 PM
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It sounds like you have security on the base pretty tight. I would like to offer my services in the water surrounding the island. I have my own equipment and can deploy immediately.

High speed quick deployment unit.
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 05:08 PM
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LOL,

Juice,

If you fire that do you go backwards or do you turn the trolling motor on to compensate for the firing of the weapon.

Chet
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 06:24 PM
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Mr VP,
Looks can be decieving. There is a highly advanced propulsion system on the watercraft. Much of its technology is on the under side of the boat including other highly advanced weaponry. Unfortunately I cannont reveal its capabilities on a public forum such as this one, I'm sure you know why. If you need a demonstration before you hire me that can be arranged.
 
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 09:08 PM
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I've completed the KNOWSALOT Facility's top secret document disposer. I figure by the end of next week we can get a few more chimps and be going full tilt. KNOWSALOT Facility super secret document shredder
 
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