We all know who the president is

jcv400ex is Chief of Security

I'd like to apply for either CTO or CIO

if neither of those positions are available, are there any openings in custodial services or maybe the mail room?

 

I wanna be the guy that breaks ****. Either that or you could use me as a crash test dummy... we all know how good I am at crashing!

 

I wanna be CFO

 

We can always use more custodians.

Seems like the cans just keep stacking up no matter how many are on clean up duty.

No mail is allowed in fear of spys sneaking in on the mail truck. Nothing that goes in comes back out unless escorted by established KNOWSALOT FACILITY personnel.

 

Sounds to me like you need an engineer. I'd be more then happy to design a trash compacting/disposal system for the knowsalot facility in return for a job offer.

 

Sounds like a great idea.

You are now an engineer. You will be recognized as Engineer #E-6 to the facility.

Get with me later on the project. I will later assign the CAP'N to you as your personal assistant and go-pher until the project is completed.

 

I was wondering if the position of the assistant to the traveling secretary has been taken if not I am your guy.

 

What about "peon" ?
ya know the loving term given to the "gopher"

Id be more than happy to be the "peon"

 

What about me Knowsalot can I be the head of R&D

 

Derno24,
No room for the job. How about "Head of Air Traffic Control"? If you can read a radar and operate a radio, it's yours.


razormaster,
It's yours if you really want it....LOL


727Banshee,
Chet and I share R&D control. How about Engineer #E-7?? It's yours.