Ya know, if you're ever falling off the Sears Tower, you should just make your body go really limp, like a dummy. That way the people walking on the street below you will try and catch you, 'cause Hey FREE DUMMY!
I mean Hey, who doesnt want a free dummy??

 

Feel free to add anything that might help in an emergancy situatation


FYI:
I like escalators, because they are never temporaraly "out of order", they are just temporaraly stairs.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

if u fall out of a chair just lie there...


if u hit a deer and it's dead wlak over to it and try to trade info with it.... make sure ppl r watching



if someones stalking you... have someone stalk them... lol



most inportant 1 of all....

if your riding a honda trade it in for a yamaha

 

if you think you're not wearing pants, you most likely aren't

 

if you are ever caught riding a yamaha, you should just say some guy said he will give you a million dollars to ride it and if you decline, he will kill you


Honda forever[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

You got that from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy courtesy of Saturday Night Live.

And that's from a comedian named Mitch Hedberg.

Do you have any thoughts of your own to postwhore around with?

Survival tip: Never trust a woman with your money. Nothing funny with that, just a bit of advice.

-Marc

 

These arent supose to be funny, they should be try, so if anyone is caught in that kind of situataion, they will know what to do......thank you for your time